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WHO MEMBERS DUCK FACE 😙 ERA ⁉️ I used to think my nose ring side was my “good side,” especially back during “duck face days” (my approximate 🦆😙 years 2005-2008? lol….what an era, how embarrassing 😅) but I now realize both sides of my face have great potential. Also, I think I found a new favorite shirt. It’s SO me! & it’s black. Peeeeerfect 😈 #prettyprivilege #millenial #duckface

GIVEAWAY 🌟 Inside this case you will find the BEST VIBE I have tried in a WHILE! Meet the Heart Wand (Sharing for pleasurable educational purposes) by @sessionplay 💜 It’s AHHH-mazing!!! Let’s just say it met my needs faster than it took me to formulate this caption. The vibes are indeed VIBIN’ ✨ (amazing for internal AND external use) Session is doing a giveaway! To enter: 1. Follow @sessionplay 2. Like & save this post 3. Tag a friend or partner in the comments (unlimited entries per comment!) BONUS: Share to stories & tag @sessionplay Winner announced on Monday! Can’t wait for you to try it 😏💜 #selfcare #pleasures #session #goodvibes #loveyourself

ED is one of the most common issues among peen owners in bed/during spicy time. @bathmate products can help improve your stamina & performance (regardless! even if you don’t struggle with dysfunction) access their pumps and other products via the beacons in my bio 😊 …PUMP IT UPPP & lemme know how it goes (if you want to) #bathmate #bathmatepump #malesexualhealth #confidence #pelvicfloor #pelvicfloorexercises #pelvicfloorhealth

I can always count on you to understand & laugh at each and every one of my SpongeBob references 🥹 @shiraaa90 🧽🪼🤍🪼🤍🪼🤍🪼🤍🪼🤍🪼🤍🪼🤍🧽 ALL HAIL the MAGIC CONCH 🐚! *insert LEELELELEELE noise they make* lmao

THERAPISTS need to HEAR THIS 🫶🏻‼️ this message applies to various other roles/careers as well. Please share, especially if you know someone who struggles with self-doubt! Never stop learning 🥰✨ you deserve it ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☁︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☁︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☁︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ #therapist #therapistsofinstagram #therapisttotherapist #clinician #therapy #therapists #impostersyndrome #keeplearning #selfdoubt #encouragement #dunningkrugereffect #discussions #psychology #psychologyfacts #groupsupervision #relatable

Who thinks they are still together? Time to retire from “fix-a-h0e” duties AD 🫣 PROTECT yo HEART! Thoughts? Loving discussions on the clock app (the original video is way longer figured I would chop it down to share here) maybe we can discuss Love is Blind shenanigans on the gram too? ☕️ ♥️#loveisblind #loveisblindnetflix #loveisblindseason6 #clay #therapistreacts #relationships101 #datingtips

See what I did thurr? 🤣♣️♥️ Omg us therapists looove analogies & metaphors. Podcasters too….but yeah analogies and therapists go together like eggs on rice. Oh shit I just did it AGAIN! I can’t stop the brain 🧠 from doin what it do 🤯 also, this song still gives the chills #analogy #therapist #metaphor

UPDATE! Car was recovered a week later. Story is shared on my page if you wanna know how (my dad is a hero) Mr Poopybutthole is safe and sound 🤣 also Mr. Meeseeks & Pickle 🥒 Rick. All recovered from their “kidnapping” (yes I know, dramatic) Old caption: PoV: laughing to cope with the pain 🥺 fingers crossed 🤞🏻 they find my car…to those reaching out thank you for checking in. I’m safe & doing my best to stay positive. I LOVE that car & most of my belongings are replaceable. Tryna remind myself these are all inanimate objects when my brain focuses too hard on the serious love for my baby - oops, I mean civic 😭

Jessica said Jimmy gonna need an epi pen 🤣 love this season so far, hilarious. Thoughts so far? Who been watchin’ #loveisblind #loveisblindseason6 #netflix

Even though “Squat” consists if urea, creatinine & uric acid (like urine) it also has prostatic‐specific antigen (PSA) in thurr ✨ & often some glucose n’ fructose…TRUST 😭🤣 who wants some cereal 🥣? #draketears #misconceptions #sexualhealthmatters #didyouknow #mythsbusted #sexpositiveeducation #capcut #capcuttemplate #lol