Dustin Drankiewicz

Are these some sneak peek doodles from the upcoming ‘Mocktails for Ding Dongs’ full color pop art book written and designed by a few retired bags of sh*t? Yes, it is. More news to come on this masterpiece. • • @chicagoafcommunity @chicagosobersociety • • #chicagosober #soberinchicago #chicagoaf #boozefree #mocktails • #cocktailsfordingdongs #chicago #downtown #downtownchicago #cocktail #cocktails #howto #cocktailbook #author #chicagoauthor #fromhereon #foodhall #oldpostoffice #historic #chicagohistory #supportlocal

WE’RE BACK! Like another unnecessary Rocky movie we’re coming outta retirement for some unfinished business. This “Broski gives ya gout” tutorial is a nice reminder that the US & World hunger crisis is over! Let’s get back into this tomato infused @costco poison topped with overly processed dominated animal parts. “Where should I start wit dis thing?” How bout ya pack that pile up, put it in a box, load it into your big truck with the 38 foot lift, crank some @nicklebackoffical & drive that fu*ker into Lake Mead. RIP ya Jabroni. • • #bartenderwhatsinmydrink #bar #bars #bartender #bartenders #bartenderlife #bartending #drink #drinks #bloodymary #bloodymarys #garnish #garnishing #chicken #hotdogs #eggs #bro #brah #comedy #comedian #roastme #dumpsterfire #stop #foodandbeverage #tomuch #costco #why

WE’RE BACK! Like another unnecessary Rocky movie we’re coming outta retirement for some unfinished business. This “Broski gives ya gout” tutorial is a nice reminder that the US & World hunger crisis is over! Let’s get back into this tomato infused @costco poison topped with overly processed dominated animal parts. “Where should I start wit dis thing?” How bout ya pack that pile up, put it in a box, load it into your big truck with the 38 foot lift, crank some @nicklebackoffical & drive that fu*ker into Lake Mead. RIP ya Jabroni. ••#bartenderwhatsinmydrink #bar #bars #bartender #bartenders #bartenderlife #bartending #drink #drinks #bloodymary #bloodymarys #garnish #garnishing #chicken #hotdogs #eggs #bro #brah #comedy #comedian #roastme #dumpsterfire #stop #foodandbeverage #tomuch #costco #why

Hey gang, It’s been awhile! We just found this photo of us hand binding & putting together our initial Comic book version of Cocktails For Ding Dongs! Dustin talked about the book & more with @waywardmuse_media team on their recent podcast, head over to their page & give them a follow and support their stuff. • • #cocktailsfordingdongs #cocktail #cocktails #cocktailbook #howto #drink #drinks #author #chicago #chicagoauthor #chicagoartist #handmade #comicbook #published #startedfromthebottom #bartender #supportsmallbusiness #supportlocal #chicagobar

Still the easiest gift to hand over to any of your booze loving ding dong loved ones during the holidays! We are on a low supply so order now! Visit our website & we’ll ship day of. https://cocktailsfordingdongs.com/buy.html • • #christmas #christmasdecor #christmasiscoming #christmasgifts #christmasgiftideas #cocktailbook #cocktailshowto #howto #dingdong #gifts #book #independentartist

If any recommendation starts with “o.M.g so they have this drink….” f**kin’ hit the hills! You’re about to have a $45 sea urchin-pig belly skewer plopped in your Old Fashioned by a very unapologetic, tight vest molesting, ironic mustache twirling, “malorts sooo good” spouting cocktologist. Make it stop. • • #bartenderwhatsinmydrink #bartender #drinks #garnish #garnishgame #garnishing #garnishes #bacon #seafood #crablegs #bloodymary #bloodymarys #hairofthedog #brunch #brunchdrinks #comedy #roastme #bartenderlife #bar #bars #kermit #misspiggy #themuppets #froglegs #comedy #roastme #toomuch #wtf #bar #bars #drinks #excessive

Florida… it’s available in Florida. They can’t even put the wing in their hillbilly ranch-shake properly. They probably eat their pizza crust first too. They probably smother their well done steaks in ketchup. They probably don’t surprise you with this, being it’s in Florida and all. “Welcome to Florida, where we all just kinda gave up…” • • #bartenderwhatsinmydrink #bar #bars #bartender #bartenders #miami #florida #floridalife #thingsinflorida #ranch #milkshake #ewe #why #chicken #chickenwings #ranchmilkshake #miamibaseball #barstoolsports #roast

Long story short. @kermitthefrog got mixed up with some bad people & they fried his legs up real good see…. The slabs of meat are what’s left of his lady friend @realmisspiggy see… the lesson here folks, don’t hang with people who order this type of nonsense or you’re a Muppet hater. • • #bartenderwhatsinmydrink #bartender #drinks #garnish #garnishgame #garnishing #garnishes #bacon #seafood #crablegs #bloodymary #bloodymarys #hairofthedog #brunch #brunchdrinks #comedy #roastme #bartenderlife #bar #bars #kermit #misspiggy #themuppets #froglegs #comedy #roastme #toomuch #wtf #bar #bars #drinks #excessive

A day in the life of a Ding Dong… And them asking us to write them love notes. Buy a book and we’ll write you a note so perfect, you won’t know what to do with yourselves. • • #cocktailsfordingdongs #cocktailbook #cocktailbooks #independentartist #independentauthor #howto #howtococktail #cocktails #dingdong #dingdongbooks #bartender #chicagoartist #chicagoauthor #bartenders #lovenotes #buyourbook

Get your mind outta the gutter (poor lil violated orange🍊) … to make room for this “dangly” thing. This clearly had some “crafty” help on what must have been “bring your grandma to work” day. So dangly. • • #bartenderwhatsinmydrink #drink #drinks #cocktails #mint #melon #cocktailsofinstagram #garnish #garnishgame #yourmom #art #artsandcrafts #dad #dadjokes #comedy #comedian #jokes #roastme #athome #bartender #mixology #karen #karensgonewild #funny #stop #stopthemadness #comedy #bartender #bartenderlife #bartending #crafts #dangly

I know that look… That’s no genuine “soooo proud of this!” smile, that’s the “someone fu*kin kill me!!” smile. The Bloody Mary pile on garnish ruble monstrosity that’s wowing Karen’s & Chad’s across America is….. wait…. Is that a school of fish strung up on the wall in the background?! Nope. I’m fu*kin out. • • #bartenderwhatsinmydrink #bartender #bartenderlife #blogger #bar #bars #bbq #primerib #brisket #sausage #garnish #garnishes #garnishgame #garnishing #comedy #roastme #why #tavern #drinks #weekend #brunch #brunchideas #bloodymarys #bloodymarysunday #sundayfunday #comedy #toomuchlove #celery #mixology #mixologist #fish

Using fu*kin’ Chad in the background for scale (not the 20 ounce beer.) • • This “thing” created in Wisconsin by someone who couldn’t afford a big ole truck or apparently had his masculinity destroyed so many times he decided a 180 ounce Bloody Mary w/ enough garbage can rubble on top would suffice & get him back in the “put it in a manly glass” alpha mentality. This persons childhood wreaks of “look what I can do!” With no one ever looking. • • #bartenderwhatsinmydrink #bartender #bartenderlife #blogger #bar #bars #bbq #primerib #brisket #sausage #garnish #garnishes #garnishgame #garnishing #comedy #roastme #why #tavern #drinks #weekend #brunch #brunchideas #bloodymarys #bloodymarysunday #sundayfunday #comedy #toomuchlove #celery #mixology #mixologist #wisconsin

“! wE dOo iT 4 Da gRAm…!” • • Shuuuut tha fu*k up with your baby breath & baby laundry clip and baby pepper dangling @fanta looking a** carrot juice sipping Bugs Bunny “what up doc?” Slingin trash can water! This doesn’t even make sense & proves you should trust no human stuffed into a Teddy Ruxbin outfit w/ the title “lead mixologist” #byee • • #bartenderwhatsinmydrink #bar #bars #rooftop #rooftops #rooftopbar #bartender #bartending #bartenders #mixology #mixologist #garnish #garnishgame #garnishing #drinks #mixologygarnish #pepper #carrotjuice #bugsbunny #fanta #toomuch #comedy #roastme #foodporn #foodandbeverage #egg #eat #mix

You know we had to have @methodmanofficial of the @wutangclan forever in our book for our Pink Squirrel recipe! This sultry, smooth motha fu**a gets a little C.R.E.A.M to round out the Ceme de Noyaux & Cocoa liqueurs. • • 👉🏻 for the visual real deal. • • #cocktailsfordingdongs #cocktails #cocktail #book #cocktailbook #methodman #wutangclan #drinks🍹 #local #independentartist #independentauthor #chicagoauthor #mixology #comedy #satire #greatbooks #howto #orderourbook #chicagomade #thepinksquirrel #bryants #wisconsin #wisconsincocktails #supperclub