Alicia Cheek

I must look friendly because people always want to talk to me 😂😂😂 how do you all feel about small talk? ESPECIALLY at work, I can’t stand it. 😖

My days of trying to be “employee of the month” are over. I’m not staying late unless we had a prior arrangement. I’m good with doing my job and leaving work on time. Work life balance is key to my mental health. Are you team “do the most” at work or do you do exactly what you’re asked & go home?

I’m Kermit to the BS 🤣 You’ve known you needed a new job since last year. Why are you still there?! Send this to someone who’s been complaining about their job since forever. It’s time to make a change! By the way - CYBER MONDAY SALE!! My ebook “Your Resume is Bae” is on sale until midnight! 50% off! Check my stories for the coupon code! …because you can’t use that 5 year old resume to apply for jobs anymore, sis. It’s time for an upgrade. Mug: kashmirviii

Helen is back to ruin another holiday 😂 I hate workplace potlucks for so many reasons, and coworkers like her only make them worse 😒😅 Also why do people choose the potluck to start experimenting?! Don’t nobody make macaroni & cheese in the slow cooker! STOP! 😖 Do you participate in potlucks at work? Do you just bring food, do you eat food, or neither (or both…)? No judgment!

Seriously though… I know a lot of people who are looking for jobs right now. Remember that rejection has nothing to do with you personally. Don’t take it as a personal attack. There are many reasons why a company will reject you: you’re “overqualified”, you’re “under qualified”, they already hired someone, they’re looking for a person with a very specific set of skills & knowledge, you’re not the best culture fit… and the list goes on. Rejection sucks but it’s not the end. As Aaliyah said “dust yourself off and try again”

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Idk about y’all but hitting snooze makes me feel powerful 😂 like I’m in charge of my own destiny… and no oppressive alarm is gonna tell me when to get up. 🤣🤣

“What are you looking for? Your dinosaur? What dinosaur? Nope… haven’t seen it…” 😏🤣

Some days I be like “how mad would God REALLY be if I started stripping? Would my husband stay married to me? Maybe I should check out Only Fans 🤷🏾‍♀️ They’re legalizing weed in MD… maybe I should look into selling it…” just me?! 🤣 oh ok never mind then…

The lies we tell… 😫😂 has anyone else been unfocused lately? I blame the holidays 🤷🏾‍♀️

¡Desmond está aprendiendo español con Habbi Habbi! 🎉🥳 #ad I took Spanish classes for 4 years in high school and another 3 years in college. I traveled to Spain in 2009 and could speak Spanish conversationally with locals. I always knew I wanted my children to learn, but I didn’t know the best way to approach teaching them until I learned about Habbi Habbi. Desmond LOVES Habbi Habbi and as you can see, it’s working! The bilingual books & cards have turned learning languages into a fun yet educational game! This holiday season, treat the children in your life to a unique, fun, educational gift they’ll love! Habbi Habbi books, flash cards, and puzzles are currently available in 5 languages - Chinese, Spanish, French, Korean, and Hindi. The single Magic Reading Wand works with ALL of the products and languages. With a tap of the magic wand, kids learn accurate pronunciation - all while playing & having fun! Check out behabbi today! What language do you want to learn?? Let me know in the comments!

And you better not say you’re bored 😂😂 “I’ll give you something to do” 🤣

Every year around this time, I go to Walmart & I have this same thought about their gift sets 😂 so just know… if you buy me body wash for Christmas & I didn’t ask for it, I’m taking offense. Am I the only one who thinks like this?! 🤣🤣