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Tennessee Blogger Sassy Southern Mama ✌🏻 3 boys 👶🏻🧒🏼👦🏼 Surviving on cold coffee & chaos Featured in @yahoofinance 💌 kmloanjonakin@gmail.com

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Let’s just sayyyy, magician is probably not in the cards 🃏for Clyde 😂😂😂😂 #momlife #tennessee #tennesseeblogger #tennesseelife #funnymoms #kidsarethefuture #kidsareweird #funnykids #southerners #memphistn #nashvilletn #millenialmom #funnykidstuff #sarcastichumor

Don’t let this mama out the cage, because it takes 3-5 business days to recover 😅😅😂 #funnymoks #2000snostalgia #2000s #memphistn #nashvilletn #tennesseelide #tennesseeblogger #2000smusic #momsnightout #girlsnightout #millenialmoms #millenialsofinstagram #millenialmemes #2000sbangers #funnyvideos #myneckmyback #danceparty

Sometimes ya just need a day, ya know? Give me an iced coffee and some ferns and I’m happy 😂😂 #tennessee #memphistn #tennesseelife #gardenseason #gardening #plantseason #vegetablegarden #selfcare #dopamine #dopamine #plantlover #gardeninspiration #gardencenter #homedepot #gardeningtips #tennesseegarden #contentcreator #homesteading #homesteadlife #momlifebelike

WE have big plans this spring and summer… that’s all I’m sayin 🤪 #marriedlife #memphistn #homesteading #homesteaders #gardeninspiration #gardening #greenthumb #tennessee #tennesseelife #contentcreator #plantlover #plantaddict #addictedtogardening #serotoninboost #planthack #swimmingpond #summervibes #summerplanning

🥓✨Have yall ever heard of the bacon wizard? 🧙‍♂️🔥 Welp if ya haven’t, it’s pretty dang awesome. Got this treasure on Amazon last year, and let me tell you, it’s changed the game in my kitchen. It effortlessly cooks up a full pound of bacon to that crispy perfection we all dream of, and cleanup? The easiest you’ll ever have. 🌟 Gone are the days of wrestling with greasy pans and scrubbing stovetops. Now, it’s all about perfect bacon, every single time. 🙌🥓 I know there was a bit of a stir when I shared this last year, but here’s the thing—I’m all for cooking bacon however you like: stovetop, oven, air fryer, or even the microwave. But with tomato season rolling in, we’re in prime BLT territory, and this wizard? Absolutely perfect for the job. 🍅🥓🍞 Despite the mixed opinions, I’m sticking to my guns. A wizard in the kitchen is a must-have, especially now. 🧙‍♀️✨ If you’re looking to up your bacon game—especially for those BLTs—head over to my Amazon storefront and check this out. And hey, follow me for more finds that make life delicious, no matter what anyone says.

#WalmartPartner Navigating the bustling days as a homeschooling and work-from-home mom, I’ve discovered a little secret that’s been a game-changer for my family and me—my Walmart+ membership. Honestly, it’s like having a personal assistant that helps me dodge those extra errands. No minimum order for free shipping? Yes, please. It means more moments for teaching fractions and less time fretting over forgotten groceries. And when I say it’s been a lifesaver, I’m not exaggerating. Getting member prices on gas turns every fuel stop into a win, and with free grocery delivery, I’m always stocked up on healthy snacks and ingredients—without stepping outside my home office. (Free delivery: $35 order min. Restrictions apply.) What really seals the deal for me are the practical perks that fit right into our hectic life (like turning a potential grocery store saga into a swift online order). It’s about making the most of our time and budget, and let me tell you, it works wonders. So, if you’re anything like me—trying to balance work, home education, and family life without losing your mind—why not give it a shot? Pop over to WalmartPlus.com and start your 30 days free Walmart+ trial. It’s a small step that could make a big difference in simplifying your daily routine. #WalmartPlus @walmart #walmart *See Walmart+ Terms & Conditions

🌸🍸Sunny days and warm weather are finally upon us y’all🍸🌸And I’m comin in hot with a refreshing and delectable spring beverage, my little rendition of, “the Salty Dog.” 🍯 1.5 ounces Vodka 🍯 1 ounce honey 🍯 2-3 ounces grapefruit juice (if sweetened add less honey) 🍯 A few mint leaves 🍸 Add all of your ingredients into a shaker with ice and shake vigorously. If you think you have shaken it enough, ya need to do it again. Strain it over ice in a rocks glass and garnish with a grapefruit slice and mint leaf. *Note: taste it a little before you strain it in your glass and see if you need to adjust the sweetness 😁 What’s your favorite spring beverage? Glasses are from @Target #tennessee #memphistn #memphisblogger #imbibe #cocktails #vodka #vodkadrinks #vodkagrapefruit #cocktails #cocktailrecipes #springcocktails #its5oclocksomewhere #vodkacocktail #vodkalovers #grapefruit #aesthetic #pinkaesthetic #pinkpinkpink #citrusfruit

That youngest one just on a whole different level y’all 😂😂😂😂 I mean the amount of ‘tude and IDGAF energy is unmatched. Anyone else have a younger one with a sassitude? #momlife #thoseyoungerkids #youngestchild #youngest #momproblems #funnymoms #funnyparents #parentinghack #motherhoodunplugged #tennesseemom #tennesseeblogger #tennesseelife #memphistn #nashvilletn

I have been all about that mental health and anti-aging journey recently y’all. 🌿 Today, let’s chat about dry brushing and its awesome benefits for your skin. Never tried it? Well, you’re in for a treat! It’s a game-changer for soft, smooth skin and fighting off those aging signs. Here’s the scoop: dry brushing boosts your circulation, which is great for cell renewal and getting that youthful glow. It’s a gentle exfoliation method that kicks out dead skin cells and unclogs pores, making your skin breathe and soak up nutrients better. The result? Diminished fine lines, wrinkles, and age spots, leaving your skin looking vibrant and young. If you’re on the hunt for a natural and effective way to keep your skin at its best, dry brushing is worth adding to your routine. It’s not just good for your skin—it’s a slice of self-care that does wonders for your wellbeing too. Looking for more antaging skincare tips and tricks (and maybe witnessing a menti-B about hitting 40 🤪)? Hit that follow button. @ecotools Drybrush is in my @amazon storefront! #skincare #drybrushing #selfcare #healthyskin #exfoliation #circulation #lymphaticdrainage #relaxation #mindfulness #cellulite #brighterskin #aginggracefully #almost40 #middleageuptips #middleageskincare #tennesseelife #tennesseeblogger #memphistn #jacksontn #nashvilletn

Hey lovely folks, just dropping in to share a little secret weapon I’ve discovered – @simplifiedhq AI-powered tool. It’s been an absolute lifesaver, freeing up so much of my time for more creativity and less scheduling headache. Honestly, if you’re juggling content like I am, it’s a must-have. Why not make life a bit easier? Go ahead and give Simplified a try today. It might just be the game changer you were looking for. #LifeSimplified 🌟 #simplified, #simplifiedai, #aisocialmedia, #aitools, #aipost, #socialmediatool, #socialmediamanagement, #socialmediahacks, #socialmedia , #contentcreation #contentcreator #tennesseeblogger #tennessee #tennesseelife

Here I stand y’all, on the cusp of bidding adieu to my thirties. Reflecting back, it’s astounding how swiftly this decade has passed—a blur of moments, lessons, and transformations. This era has undoubtedly been the crucible of my most significant growth, changes, and enlightenment. A few years ago, my life was upended, leaving me to navigate through the debris of my shattered world. The journey of healing and rebuilding from within was arduous yet transformative, ultimately emerging as the most profound experience of my life, despite the shadows of pain and sorrow. As I navigate this pivotal moment, I’m compelled to share ten invaluable insights gained over the last decade. Swipe through these next photos to read them. These lessons are born from a decade of profound personal transformation, and I’ll expand further on them in the upcoming month. Thank you for joining me on my journey. Cheers to 39 years y’all!

🌷Y’all ever find yourself elbow-deep in a mountain of plastic eggs, wondering how your life became an episode of ‘Extreme Holiday Makeover: Mama Edition’? 🐰🙌🏻 Welp, I definitely do because I pretty much host every holiday bash at my place, I mean why not? The amazing time we have makes the stress and exhaustion totally worth it. 🩷🩷 This year’s challenge: stuffing well over 400 eggs for our kiddos. ‘Go big or go home’ has always been my middle name. And just for kicks, we threw in 3 golden eggs 👑 💰 Those golden eggs are full of money and other prizes. I need to share the video, because our front yard basically became a mini Hunger Games Easter 🐣 Edition. Thankfully I have some amazing sisters and cousin 🤪 to make all this holiday prep serious fun. If you want to see lots more chaos, holiday shenanigans and more of our family fun then hit that follow button. 🩷🐣🐰

🐰✨ Busy mamas, this one’s for you! Swapped my Etsy dreams for something a tad more my speed—this super simple, wallet-friendly Easter craft. Made with love, a paper plate, a dash of creativity, and whatever craft supplies the chaos of my kitchen drawer could spare. 🎨🖌️ Swipe through to see how we transformed pipe cleaners, pom poms, and those ever-watchful googly eyes into the cutest bunny buddy. No finesse needed, just fun! And hey, if you’re into easy-peasy crafts that don’t break the bank (or your patience), stick around and hit that follow button for more! 🌈💖 #EasterCraftsForTheWin #BusyMamaDIY

Confessions of a Country Mama

When you shop at Target from August 2nd through August 8th you can get a $15 Target Gift Card with the purchase of 50 dollars worth of fabric care. So, all you have to do is purchase 50 dollars worth of these items and you’ll get a free 15 dollar gift card. Plus, the oxi-boost lifts all of the yucky dirt and sweat from my boys clothes, and leaves them smelling fresh and super clean. They help fight wrinkles, make fabrics softer, decrease static cling, and help repel lint and hair – all on top of an outdoor fresh scent.

Confessions of a Country Mama

Let’s have some real talk for a little bit y’all, that time of the month can be so annoying and inconvenient, but it doesn’t have to be uncomfortable (like my day at the park). The top layer has super absorbent holes, and the second layer stores it away from your body, leaving you feeling fresh and dry all day. * Up to 10 hours of leak free protection with Always Infinity FlexFoam Pads Regular Absorbency! Bonus, there is also a limited time offer for $4.00 off/2 when you purchase with a manufacturer’s coupon.

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