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Happy February! Love y’all! 💕💐💖🥰💝💋 #february #valentines #love #heart #kiss
Tonight I’m gonna take a bunch of mushrooms and climb down a sewer pipe! 👾⭐️🔥 (I’m going to a preview night for #SuperNintendoWorld) #princesspeach #mario #luigi #toadstool #bowser #cappy #supernintendo #super #sewer #powerup
Meant to post this yesterday, but spent the whole day watching scary movies and playing at @themysticmuseum with @editor_kay to celebrate #Fridaythe13th that you get these on #Saturdaythe14th because both are great days to be murdered by a momma’s boy’s murderous momma, mama. 🤘🏕☠️💕 #horror #jason #vorhees #mommasboy #jasonvorhees #friday #friday13th #scary #movie #lake #camping #camp #campcrystallake #machete
2023 Vibes ✨❤️🔥✨❤️✨ #2023 #NewYear #SameMe #Red #Robe #Happy #Healthy #Heathen #Vibe #Mood #FeelingGood 📸 @ericanderson.photography
Happy Winter Solstice! ❄️💕❄️💕 📷 @ericanderson.photography #Solstice #wintersolstice #shortestday #longyear
More #latergram #Halloween posts! #CantStopWontStop #CemetaryLane #candy #spooky #sweet 🍬💀🍫🎃🍭👻
More super late Halloween pictures in mid-December comin’ in hot! #Halloween #Hauntoween #Spooky #Scary #Latergram
Go check out @lonelyspectreprod’s most recent episode of It Listens from the Radio, “American Monsters,” and you may hear a familiar voice… #itlistensfromtheradio #audio #voiceover #vo #americanmonsters #horror #camp #campyhorror
Throwback to gettin’ spooky with @editor_kay at #Shaqtoberfest! 🎃👻 (yes, it’s now both Christmas and also Halloween. Get into it) #Halloween #Shaq #Latergram
I Scream; You Scream; We all Scream for some way overdue #Scream photos from last month at @themysticmuseum 🔪 🩸 🍿 🩸🔪 #mysticmuseum #horror #whatsyourfavoritescarymovie #ghostface #scarymovie #latepost #latergram #phoneitin
The only reason it’s currently acceptable to post a photo with a Christmas tree in it is because I’m celebrating my mommy’s birthday, and we look cute in this picture. 💁♀️💕 Fret not- I will (at some point) soon still post the spooky season stuff I meant to post both last month… & back in September 😬😅 Now wish my momma the best birthday ever because she’s the best momma ever & deserves all the love! 🥰💕🎂 Love you, @arleebeejay!! #mommy #momma #birthday #happybirthday #christmas #christmastree #loophole
…I’m Salvador Dali Parton 🎨🤠 (aka “The Persistence of 9 to 5”) [Swipe to the end to see the video I made everyone take so I could pick the best frame, then just posted the whole video bc I like it so much 😆🎃] #Halloween #DollyParton #SalvadorDali #SurrealistCountry #HalloweenCostume #Pun
Happy 100th Birthday, #Vampira! 💀🕯🪦☠️⚰️🗡
Happy #BacktotheFuture Day! 10.21 (Scroll to the end to check out the time we got to watch the movie on the backlot in front of the actual clock tower ⏰ ⚡️)